- Normal people flirting: Hey, you're cute we should go out sometime!
- Me trying to flirt: So, do you like bread?
- I am pretty sure I would respond better to: "So, do you like bread?"
Congratulations Will, everyone is now thoroughly bored. Luckily, I have just the thing that will liven up this party—a zombie flowchart. You’re welcome. -Raf
I love this!
So much space exists between electrons that every object in the world is mostly empty. And most of what our eyes perceive is just light and edges.
I’m about to apply for my first teaching job!! (I got a heads up about a position that is available at a school near where i live.)
I need to construct my resume though, does anyone know of any good resume templates or have any advice as what to include?
As a teacher I have been guilty of calling on the student that I believe may know the answer to keep up with the rigor and the pace of my lesson. I create call-on-me-sticks at the beginning of each year now. This way I know that I am being fair and not teaching to the middle. Sometimes I grab a stick and think, wow I would have never picked her for this. I am usually pleasantly surprised with the chosen students reaction to the question or task. (Other times I want to punch myself). I am glad I have my sticks! Try it…
My daughters should not have a truck grabbed out of their hands by an adult and handed to a male cousin because, “This is a boy toy anyway.”
My son shouldn’t be ridiculed because his favorite color is pink.
Y E S
And also is that kid wearing a TARDIS t-shirt? These kids are my favorite people right now.
i work in a major retail store that, while not selling toys, sells a fuckton of children’s clothes and accessories. every time i have to cashier by the kids’ section, i have a headache by the time i clock out from spending hours seething with rage over gendered clothing that we sell, over parents who won’t buy their daughter an umbrella because it’s spongebob and not dora, over the fact that boys get sunglasses and hats and backpacks marketed to them while girls get disney princess makeup sets, over the way that the girls’ section is entirely devoid of anything having to do with pixar’s cars or the avengers or basically anything that’s not cinderella and sleeping beauty or justin bieber, over the disgustingly noticeable absence of black widow from all of the avengers shirts and merchandise. everything about it is fucked up.